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Socoder -> Off Topic -> Scent of a Coder

Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 07:27
Dabz
Today... I have the most beautiful smelling bum burps... Proper heavy lingering ones too... So, been putting them to good use at work... Walking into a plot, dropping my guts then leaving... 30 seconds later... Hell on!

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Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 07:27
rockford
LOL. I bet your work mates love you!
Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 08:39
Dabz
I'm 37 you know!

It made the day pass... I've never stopped giggling!

Dabz

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Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 08:39
GfK
Catch a fart in your hand, throw it in someone's face.

That's how it's done.
Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 08:52
rockford

Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 09:19
steve_ancell
@Dabz: LMFARO!... Almost as bad as me when I share that I've just let flavour flood out.

GfK Catch a fart in your hand, throw it in someone's face

Down here we call that a cupcake.
Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 09:44
rockford
Doesn't matter whether you're 3 or 103 a fart is still fun!
Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 10:08
cyangames
My 2 year old lil girl calls them "party fops" I hope that trend continues

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Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 10:51
steve_ancell
rockford Doesn't matter whether you're 3 or 103 a fart is still fun!

You wouldn't say that if it were one of mine. Trust me!, I could clear a concert hall with my arse.
Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 12:00
rockford
I should have added fun for the creator!
Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 12:43
GfK
My farts can strip woodchip off of ceilings.
Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 12:56
Dabz
Well, I didnt need no hadouken delivery mechanism, they pretty much had their own search and destroy properties going off!

It's been donkeys since my guts have been that bad mind, and people were saying "You need to go for a shite"... I was like "I dont need one!", which I didnt, I love a good sitty down one, bit of peace, you know how it is... But I really didnt need to go... Now, I have been since mind, and, aye, well... I was the only one to appreciate it in the house!

Eeeeeee party fops eh... Their brill, especially when your on a shitty building site in the middle of Newcastle freezing cold!

Dabz

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Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 15:15
steve_ancell
GfK My farts can strip woodchip off of ceilings

I could do with you down here then, my hall way is covered top to bottom with the stuff.
Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 15:17
GfK
Forgot to mention the side effects. Remember Chernobyl?
Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 15:49
steve_ancell
LMARO!
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Mine's like Hiroshima.
Sat, 13 Feb 2016, 16:40
rockford
The bathroom now has a half-life of 5000years?
Sun, 14 Feb 2016, 02:16
spinal
Mine usually come with a warning from Helen - "You're never eating fruit ever again!"

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